Feed Cows for a Day

It costs one dollar a day to feed a cow. Decide how many cows you want to feed and enter that number. If you want to feed 20 cows, send $20; 50 cows - $50; or feed our whole herd $500.






My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.

George Bernard Shaw