resident

Bhima Sr.

Is an Ox, born on 2000-11-11, who joined us on 2002-05-12.

I have been here for more than two years and have been obedient and cooperative. I have never gotten in trouble and am quickly learning how to generate electricity. Though I have always done everything right, still I go unnoticed. Somehow it is not in my stars to become famous.







My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.

George Bernard Shaw